I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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