well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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