There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
