just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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