She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Four minutes until I can fart!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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