what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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