i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We need to get me chipped asap
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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