it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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