does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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