did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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