But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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