He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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