I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Pants are for mortals
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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