I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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