I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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