Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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