do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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