Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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