So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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