so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
