What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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