she kept yelling 'call me bella'
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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