I want to have your abortion
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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