She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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