Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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