Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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