problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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