Say something about gay babies.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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