"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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