Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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