do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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