Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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