drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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