So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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