So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
A bitchslap is in order.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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