I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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