But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Randomize
