sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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