You're so nebulous sometimes
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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