I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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