I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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