My nipple is on Facebook.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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