dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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