thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
