I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
operation have a gay friend backfired
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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