is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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