these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
