He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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