We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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