I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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