and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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