He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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