He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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